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> 列表开心一笑:少了一块点心的原因
2017-05-27Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.妈妈:约翰尼,我今天早上在橱子里放了......
开心一笑:懒人绝招
2017-06-07开心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潜规则
2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
开心一笑:坚持不懈是一种美德
2017-05-25Manyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonasafacultymember.Onedayinacrowdedelevator,someoneremarkedonitsinefficiency.Isaidtheelevatorshadnotchangedinthe......
开心一笑:别出心裁的墓志铭
2017-06-05开心一笑:一个人也能玩自拍
2017-06-08开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault
2017-05-30Daughter:It'snotmyfaultMotherMother(reprimandinghersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpullthecat'stail.Daughter:I'monlyholdingit,Mom.Thecat'sdoingthepulling.女儿:不是我的错,妈妈母亲(正教训她的......
开心一笑:世界上最恶心的工作
2017-06-09第63期 周末一笑
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开心一笑: 如此增加运动量
2017-06-08开心一笑:北极熊的无奈
2017-06-08开心一笑:快餐店里的爱情与假牙
2017-04-19AyoungmansawanelderlycouplesittingdowntolunchatMcDonald's.Henoticedthattheyhadorderedonemeal,andanextradrinkcup.Ashewatched,thegentlemancarefullydividedthehamburgerinhalf,thencountedoutthefries,on......
开心一笑:一招区分蘑菇与毒蕈
2017-05-29YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool(毒菌)?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?年长的童......
开心一笑:一公司的奸商
2017-04-18Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由于我的打印机不能打印出清晰的字来,我就打电话给维修部。电话是一位非常和蔼的男......
开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?大纲
2017-05-24Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......
萌狗当道,开心一笑
2017-08-15Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我们让你展示下你那毛茸茸的宝贝,你没让我失望!一看到这些小狗,你的烦恼就会悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
开心一笑:打猎的技巧 About Hunting
2017-05-25TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
开心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅
2017-04-18OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。......
开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?
2017-05-16Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说:不,夫人,这会儿没有,一时半会儿看来也不会有。H......
开心一笑:女人们爱哭的原因
2017-06-07开心一笑:如何判断你是否有脚臭
2017-06-05开心一笑:到底谁逆行?
2017-04-19Asaseniorcitizenwasdrivingdownthefreeway,hiscarphonerang.Answering,heheardhiswife'svoiceurgentlywarninghim,"Herman,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere'sacargoingthewrongwayon280.Pleasebecareful!"一个......
开心一笑:谁更专业?
2017-06-08开心一笑:双语城市 Bilingual City
2017-05-24ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater.""But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude—Frenchforhot.Youshouldknowthatifyoulivei......
开心一笑:我,你,她 I, You & She
2017-05-31Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......