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2017-06-05开心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴
2017-04-18Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵,一直闹到地方法......
开心一笑:关于放屁的问题
2017-05-30Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......
开心一笑:一名伟人 A Great Man
2017-05-26AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名伟人老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?学生:当然。因为......
开心一笑:您的大衣着火了
2017-04-17Themaster,toimpressonhispupilstheneedofthinkingbeforespeaking,toldthemtocountfiftybeforesayinganythingimportant,andonehundredifitwasveryimportant.Thenextdayhewasspeaking,standingwithhisbacktothefire,w......
开心一笑:婚姻就是这么一回事
2017-05-18ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
开心一笑:上班之烦烦烦
2017-08-30开心一笑:敬业的警察
2017-06-05开心一笑:篮球教练的心理学测试
2017-04-19Thepsychologyinstructorhadjustfinishedalectureonmentalhealthandwasgivinganoraltest.一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师,正在进行一个口头测试。Speakingspecificallyaboutmanicdepression,sheask......
开心一笑:圣诞老人才是最后的赢家!
2017-05-30OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthi......
一笑解千愁:意大利冷笑话大揭秘
2024-01-03意大利“Squallide”冷笑话不仅仅是一种语言游戏,更是对意大利文化和幽默传统的独特表达。让我们一同探索这些通过调皮文字玩弄语言的精致笑点,透过每一句背后的智慧,感受那份轻松和欢愉,为我们的日常生活增添一抹诙谐的......
开心一笑:难兄难弟 The Two Men
2017-05-31Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum.Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds,withwildeyes,dishevelledhair,feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket.一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院......
开心一笑:停止抱怨吧
2017-06-05开心一笑:外表并不重要 Looks Aren't Everything
2017-06-08开心一笑:我充当了右腿的角色
2017-05-13TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched?Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."学监(非常生......
开心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎
2017-04-18Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。"Yourhusbandisv......
开心一笑:跟妈妈一模一样的女朋友
2017-04-18Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......
开心一笑:你来这儿是想卖什么东西给我吧?
2017-06-09你已经与我握手握了六分钟,用相同的句子说19次我的名字,而且模仿我的每个姿势包括鼻子,那是我刚刚来测试你的。我猜你来这儿是想卖什么东西给我。......
开心一笑:洗苹果的有效方法
2017-05-29AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀?杰克:我刚才吃了个苹果,爸爸。爸爸:可是这......
开心一笑:公交车上笑话多
2017-04-19HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“当您下车的时候,请务必低头并小心脚下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
开心一笑:坚持就是胜利
2017-06-08开心一笑:宅女的生活
2017-06-05开心一笑:我,你,她 I, You & She
2017-05-31Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
开心一笑:曾经的千万富翁
2017-04-18Millionaire百万富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."主管:我妻子使我成为百万富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?"助手:以前你是什么?CEO:"amultimillionaire."主管:千万富翁。......
开心一笑:谈论道德规范
2017-06-06