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![开心一笑:十大经典店铺口号]()
ideamufflershop:"Noappointmentnecessary,wehearyoucoming."1.一家消声器店外：“根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！”ideahotel:"Help!Weneedinn-experiencedpeople."2.酒店门外：“帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。”adeskina......
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![开心一笑:用书来偿还生命]()
ALifeforaLife以“命”抵命TheEnglishauthor,RichardSavage,wasoncelivinginLondoningreatpoverty.Inordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife,butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops,andSav......
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![开心一笑:幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5]()
Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日，有５个孩子，住在东55街555号。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
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![开心一笑:山谷到处是车祸现场]()
Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
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![开心一笑:我是来给你安装电话的]()
Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
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![开心一笑:游戏狂人]()
妈妈:今天天气真好，孩子，我希望你能出去玩玩。......
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![开心一笑:谁在打架? Who was fighting?]()
Whowasfighting?谁在打架？Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那......
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![开心一笑:他真是一个大人物]()
Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一个大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”“他真是一个大人物。干什么的？”“墓地守墓人。”......
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![开心一笑:我不是有意这样做的]()
鱼缸里面的鱼:我不是有意这样做的......
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![开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor]()
"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"医生，救命！请您快点......
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![开心一笑:精明的主妇]()
Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......
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![开心一笑:冷静,冷静!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一个......
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![开心一笑:外表并不重要 Looks Aren't Everything]()
一位生物老师告诉我，外表并不重要，真正重要的东西在我的里面。......
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![开心一笑:方向盘,刹车被盗了!]()
Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtim......
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![开心一笑:倾听的重要]()
Woman:男人从不愿听女人的话，医生，我丈夫连我说的一个字都不愿意听，我只能自言自语。Woman：如果他知道我一个小时付给别人100块只为了让别人听我说话，他就会马上明白过来了。......
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![开心一笑:女人们爱哭的原因]()
你也许知道女人们爱哭，但你永远不知道她们为什么哭，研究表明，60%以上的女性自己也不知道为什么自己会哭……......
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![开心一笑:钥匙还是接吻? Keys or Kiss?]()
AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
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![开心一笑:网络时代]()
按任意"键"继续。......
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![开心一笑:这便是公司的车]()
容易第一档失灵，难以改变方向，道路崎岖时就抛锚，看似永远都无法抵达目的地。这便是公司的车。......
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![开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault]()
Daughter:It'snotmyfaultMotherMother(reprimandinghersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpullthecat'stail.Daughter:I'monlyholdingit,Mom.Thecat'sdoingthepulling.女儿：不是我的错，妈妈母亲（正教训她的......
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![开心一笑:谁的50美分]()
Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool.Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit.Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarters.Tommy:ThenI'msureit'smine.Itprobablybr......
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![开心一笑:未来正常的体重]()
我的医生希望我能达到正常的体重。但是如果现在每个人都很重，那么我现在的超重未来就是正常的。......
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![开心一笑: 蒙住金鱼的眼睛!]()
Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想......
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![开心一笑:一切都很正常]()
ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......
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![萌狗当道,开心一笑]()
Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我们让你展示下你那毛茸茸的宝贝，你没让我失望!一看到这些小狗，你的烦恼就会悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
