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Ateachersaidtoherclass：“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington，”alittleboyshoutedpromptly．“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman？”askedtheteacher，smilingindulgently．“Because，”saidthelittleb......

Themaster,toimpressonhispupilstheneedofthinkingbeforespeaking,toldthemtocountfiftybeforesayinganythingimportant,andonehundredifitwasveryimportant.Thenextdayhewasspeaking,standingwithhisbacktothefire,w......

WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有......

Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......

Daughter:It'snotmyfaultMotherMother(reprimandinghersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpullthecat'stail.Daughter:I'monlyholdingit,Mom.Thecat'sdoingthepulling.女儿：不是我的错，妈妈母亲（正教训她的......

NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......

Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了......

ideamufflershop:"Noappointmentnecessary,wehearyoucoming."1.一家消声器店外：“根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！”ideahotel:"Help!Weneedinn-experiencedpeople."2.酒店门外：“帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。”adeskina......

Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......

Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......

AnArmybratwasboastingabouthisfathertoaNavybrat."Mydadisanengineer.Hecandoeverything.DoyouknowtheAlps?""Yes,"saidtheNavybrat."Mydadhasbuiltthem."Thenthenavalkidspoke:"AnddoyouknowtheDeadSea?""......

你与宇宙共存，而宇宙正在扩张，所以你也别羞于穿更大的裤子。......

Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......

Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......

按任意"键"继续。......

对胖子好一点，因为有一天他们可能会救你的命。......

"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep“你的未来靠的是你的梦想”，所以做梦去吧......

Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答说：没有，我是教历史的。......

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HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......

I'msorry,butyourcellphoneissocool,itmakesyoulookreallydullbycomparison.很抱歉，但是我不得不说你的手机太炫了，相比之下，你就显得逊色多了！......

Amantriedtogetajobinastageshow.一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。"Whatcanyoudo?"askedtheproducer.“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。"Imitatebirds,"themansaid.“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。"Areyoukidding?"answeredtheproduc......

somethingyouwant你想要的东西whatyoudotogetit你是这样去拿东西的......

TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......

Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一个声名狼藉的......