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![开心一笑:猫猫专用跑步机]()
猫猫专用跑步机......
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![开心一笑:两天VS三周(让人无语啊)]()
参考译文：我不喜欢批评人。但我们刚请了你2天，你却已经落下3个星期的工作了?......
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![开心一笑:网上和线上]()
甲鱼：我敢肯定，正当咱们聊天的时候，我老公正在网上呢……乙鱼：我懂你的意思啦……我敢打赌，我家那位正在线上呢……......
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![开心一笑:他真是一个大人物]()
Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一个大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”“他真是一个大人物。干什么的？”“墓地守墓人。”......
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![开心一笑:老头儿卖马鞍的诀窍]()
Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently（非故意地）thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
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![开心一笑:又一个引擎出了故障]()
ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭里传来......
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![开心一笑:一个人也能玩自拍]()
Icantakeaphotoofmebymyself.就算一个人的时候，我也能玩自拍。......
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![开心一笑：上班之烦烦烦]()
白天所想:"我不介意去上班,可想想上班后要等8个钟头才能回家,真TMD地叫人烦!"......
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![开心一笑:剪掉闲暇时间的头发]()
I'mnothavingitallcutoff没把头发全剪掉啊Milessometimewenttothebarber'sduringworkinghourstohavehishaircut.Butthiswasagainsttheofficerules:clerkshadtohavetheirhaircutintheirowntime.WhileMileswasa......
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![开心一笑:感谢上帝 Thank God]()
在办公室里，我们对每个人都得尊重。感谢上帝,对于电脑，我们还可以粗鲁一点儿。......
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![开心一笑:英语笑话:区别]()
"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
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![开心一笑:时间对猪有什么意义?]()
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads，seehowthefarmslooked，andfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard，holdingapigupinhishands，andliftingitsothatthepigco......
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![开心一笑:一眼就看中]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
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![开心一笑:别出心裁的墓志铭]()
此刻我的精神已经脱离肉体，请给我留言，我会尽快回复的。......
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![开心一笑:免费劳动力]()
AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一个老人独居在北爱尔兰，他的独生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
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![一笑解千愁：意大利冷笑话大揭秘]()
意大利“Squallide”冷笑话不仅仅是一种语言游戏，更是对意大利文化和幽默传统的独特表达。让我们一同探索这些通过调皮文字玩弄语言的精致笑点，透过每一句背后的智慧，感受那份轻松和欢愉，为我们的日常生活增添一抹诙谐的......
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![开心一笑:朋友和好朋友的区别]()
朋友，会在你入伙新居的时候帮忙搬运家具；而好朋友，则是当你失意失恋的时候，即使是半夜都能从被窝里出来陪你去喝酒买醉，并且在你烂醉如泥的时候把你搬回去住处的人......
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![开心一笑: 睡觉是浪费还是节约 Waste or Save]()
Father:Oh,Jack,youhavesleptawaythewholemorning.Don'tyouknowyouarewastingtime?父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？Jack:Yes,Dad.ButI'vesavedyouameal,haven'I?杰克：我知道，爸......
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![开心一笑:奶奶,我没哭,老师哭了]()
Buttheteachercried老师哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.六岁的约翰娇生惯养。Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantr......
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![开心一笑:打猎的技巧 About Hunting]()
TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
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![开心一笑:谁的50美分]()
Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool.Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit.Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarters.Tommy:ThenI'msureit'smine.Itprobablybr......
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![开心一笑:逼真的戏剧太假了]()
WhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineperformance......
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![开心一笑:成功的钥匙]()
成功的钥匙就是浴室门的钥匙，我在那里可以进行最好的思考。......
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![开心一笑:想死的心是一样的]()
Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.虽然方法不一样，想死的心是一样的。......
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![开心一笑:模仿鸟儿 Imitate Birds]()
Amantriedtogetajobinastageshow.一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。"Whatcanyoudo?"askedtheproducer.“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。"Imitatebirds,"themansaid.“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。"Areyoukidding?"answeredtheproduc......
