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2017-06-07开心一笑:你的未来靠的是你的梦想
2017-08-29"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep“你的未来靠的是你的梦想”,所以做梦去吧......
开心一笑:乔治·华盛顿的前辈
2017-04-17Ateachersaidtoherclass:“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington,”alittleboyshoutedpromptly.“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman?”askedtheteacher,smilingindulgently.“Because,”saidthelittleb......
开心一笑:我们是试用版
2017-06-08开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money
2017-05-26Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
开心一笑:我想我得配副眼镜
2017-06-01Patient:Doctor,IthinkIneedglasses.Teller:Youcertainlydo!Thisisabank.病人:“医生,我想我得配副眼镜。”银行职员:“你当然需要!这里是银行。”......
生活随笔:让你开心一笑的21件小事
2021-05-17摘录:在一个无聊的夜晚调台时,正好发现某台有一部你喜欢却没有机会去看的电影才刚刚开始。在拥挤的停车场刚好找到一个正要空出的停车位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.当你早上醒来......
开心一笑:它们也不敢吭一声
2017-08-30Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
开心一笑:The Doctor Knows Better "神医"生知万事
2017-04-17Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:"Ithinkthatheisveryill.""Iamafraidthatheisdead."saidthedoctor.Hearingthis,themanmovedhisheadandsai......
开心一笑:快餐店里的爱情与假牙
2017-04-19AyoungmansawanelderlycouplesittingdowntolunchatMcDonald's.Henoticedthattheyhadorderedonemeal,andanextradrinkcup.Ashewatched,thegentlemancarefullydividedthehamburgerinhalf,thencountedoutthefries,on......
开心一笑:减肥专用铃声
2017-06-04开心一笑:错献殷勤 Not Funny大纲
2017-05-24Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......
开心一笑: 良好的心愿 Good wishes
2017-04-16Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有个男孩......
开心一笑:热情好客的小男孩
2017-05-26SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
开心一笑:死后的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布鲁克......
开心一笑:打猎的技巧 About Hunting
2017-05-25TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
开心一笑:一名伟人 A Great Man
2017-05-26AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名伟人老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?学生:当然。因为......
开心一笑:一封感谢信 A Thank you Note
2017-05-18OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
开心一笑:上班之烦烦烦
2017-08-30开心一笑:婚姻就是这么一回事
2017-05-18ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
开心一笑:感谢上帝 Thank God
2017-06-08开心一笑:狡猾的兔子
2017-06-03It'snotworthit,Roy!Let'sjustgivehimournosesandlethimgo.这样不值得,Roy,我们把鼻子给他,让他走吧!......
开心一笑:你从来都没有那样吻过我
2017-06-06开心一笑:世界上最恶心的工作
2017-06-09开心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎
2017-04-18Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。"Yourhusbandisv......