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> 列表开心一笑:先学叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
2017-05-28TheChoiceofWordOneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadyto......
开心一笑:一眼就看中
2017-06-05Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
萌狗当道,开心一笑
2017-08-15Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我们让你展示下你那毛茸茸的宝贝,你没让我失望!一看到这些小狗,你的烦恼就会悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
开心一笑:猫猫专用跑步机
2017-06-07开心一笑:免费劳动力
2017-04-18AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一个老人独居在北爱尔兰,他的独生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
开心一笑:坚持就是胜利
2017-06-08开心一笑:难兄难弟 The Two Men
2017-05-31Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum.Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds,withwildeyes,dishevelledhair,feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket.一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院......
开心一笑:我不是有意这样做的
2017-06-09开心一笑:未来正常的体重
2017-06-07开心一笑:在厨房能帮助老爸减肥
2017-06-06开心一笑:谈论道德规范
2017-06-06开心一笑:现代生活 MODERN LIFE
2017-05-08Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......
开心一笑:小学生的逻辑推理
2017-05-22Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
开心一笑:越狱的悲剧
2017-06-07开心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!
2017-05-16LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说......
开心一笑:你从来都没有那样吻过我
2017-06-06开心一笑:痴心电脑狂
2017-06-07Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun:Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以来最好的天气!太阳:来外面透透气吧,克里斯!克里斯:决不!(关上窗户,继续玩电脑)......
开心一笑:法国和比基尼
2017-04-17Theswimsuitposed(提出,摆姿势)ontheTstageforthefirsttimein1946atatimewhentheUnitedStatesdidanatomicbombexperimentontheBikiniIsland.Fromthenonthistypeoffemalemini-swimsuitdividedintotwoportionsthathadthesa......
开心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解释 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老师:水的分子式是什么?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老师:你在说什么?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是说HtoO吗?......
开心一笑:我整天都在想这你
2017-06-09开心一笑:我的爸爸更加强壮!
2017-05-19WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威尔说:“喏,你知道太平洋吗?就......
开心一笑:死后的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布鲁克......
开心一笑:敬业的警察
2017-06-05开心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴
2017-04-18Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵,一直闹到地方法......
开心一笑:谁更专业?
2017-06-08