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![开心一笑:特别的12件生日礼物]()
我生日那天，我丈夫给了我一个拥抱。他说两只胳膊加上十个手指相当于12件礼物。......
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![第496期:国外那些让你会意一笑的酸奶问候语]()
One：YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.这个女人的酸奶盖儿点亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有话要说。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.盖子Two：snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
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![开心一笑:这便是公司的车]()
容易第一档失灵，难以改变方向，道路崎岖时就抛锚，看似永远都无法抵达目的地。这便是公司的车。......
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![开心一笑:传教士买鹦鹉]()
Apreacherisbuyingaparrot"Areyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?"askedthepreacher."Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,"thestorekeeperassureshim."Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herec......
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![开心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳过高]()
TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekanga......
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![开心一笑:小学生的搞怪逻辑推理]()
Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
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![开心一笑:不同的飞机,同样的结果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![开心一笑:王子和公主的幸福生活]()
王子和公主从此幸福地生活在一起了，因为他们有钱养着军队为他们打架。......
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![开心一笑: 儿子的大脑袋 Big Head]()
"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead."“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”"Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabea......
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![开心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅]()
OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。......
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![开心一笑:期待机遇来敲门]()
Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!机遇曾招呼我，它嘟嘟地叫我，联系我，给我发邮件和发传真，还发给我垃圾邮件。而我却一直在期待它来敲门!......
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![开心一笑:学校的职能]()
<不准行为不端><不准谈恋爱><不准看卡通>学校的职能就是:想干嘛，就不让你干嘛！......
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![开心一笑: 蒙住金鱼的眼睛!]()
Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想......
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![开心一笑:The Fourth Element 构成世界的肥皂]()
Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老师：自然界的四大元素是什么？学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。......
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![开心一笑:汤姆上学迟到的原因]()
Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校——慢行。......
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![开心一笑:在厨房能帮助老爸减肥]()
咱们在厨房能帮助老爸减肥。......
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![开心一笑:我们快点装死]()
我们快点装死，熊来了，有危险！结果被熊活埋了……......
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![开心一笑:双语城市 Bilingual City]()
ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater.""But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude—Frenchforhot.Youshouldknowthatifyoulivei......
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![开心一笑：吝啬鬼的聚会]()
TheMeanMansParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![开心一笑:好消息和坏消息]()
坏消息是你叔叔已经昏迷了两个星期。不过也有一个好消息：那就是他两个星期没有抽烟啦。......
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![开心一笑:罗浮宫着火,先救哪幅画?]()
Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:"IfafirebrokeoutintheLouvre,andifyoucouldonlysaveonepainting,whichonewouldyoucarryout?"一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮......
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![开心一笑:精明的主妇]()
Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......
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![开心一笑:婚姻的成本]()
Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"Andthefatherreplied,"Idon'tknow,son,I'mstillpaying."一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？”“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。......
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![开心一笑:怎么把口香糖取出来?]()
HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
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![开心一笑:逼真的戏剧 Real Play]()
RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
