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2017-06-06开心一笑:学校的职能
2017-06-05<不准行为不端><不准谈恋爱><不准看卡通>学校的职能就是:想干嘛,就不让你干嘛!......
开心一笑:承诺的结果 The consequences大纲
2017-05-24Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父亲:我曾向你许诺,如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车,可你却未能做到。你上学期一直在干什么呀?Son:Iwaslearningtod......
开心一笑:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
2017-05-29AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一个孩子求他爸爸,说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回......
开心一笑:不能回答的问题
2017-05-22Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel,whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
开心一笑:少了一块点心的原因
2017-05-27Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.妈妈:约翰尼,我今天早上在橱子里放了......
开心一笑:噪音的优点
2017-04-17WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'sproblem.FinallyIdi......
开心一笑:感谢上帝 Thank God
2017-06-08开心一笑:逼真的戏剧 Real Play
2017-05-27RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
开心一笑:英语笑话:区别
2017-05-06"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
开心一笑:这便是公司的车
2017-06-08开心一笑:你是怎么引起洪水的?
2017-05-18AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼。律师说:“我到这里是因为我......
开心一笑:给我捎杯牛奶
2017-04-18At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
开心一笑:朋友和好朋友的区别
2017-06-06朋友,会在你入伙新居的时候帮忙搬运家具;而好朋友,则是当你失意失恋的时候,即使是半夜都能从被窝里出来陪你去喝酒买醉,并且在你烂醉如泥的时候把你搬回去住处的人......
开心一笑:又一个引擎出了故障
2017-04-19ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭里传来......
开心一笑:山谷到处是车祸现场
2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
西班牙语冷笑话:你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗?
2022-06-29-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗?-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本(japón)!哈哈哈,真·笑到爆炸!声明:双语文章中,中文翻译仅代表译者个人观点,仅供参考。如有不妥之处,欢迎指正。未经......
开心一笑:对胖子好一点
2017-06-04开心一笑:狡猾的兔子
2017-06-03It'snotworthit,Roy!Let'sjustgivehimournosesandlethimgo.这样不值得,Roy,我们把鼻子给他,让他走吧!......
开心一笑:怎么把口香糖取出来?
2017-05-28HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
开心一笑:胖就胖吧
2017-06-06开心一笑:讨厌吸烟者的原因
2017-06-09开心一笑:未来正常的体重
2017-06-07开心一笑:我们是试用版
2017-06-08开心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅
2017-04-18OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。......