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![开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault]()
Daughter:It'snotmyfaultMotherMother(reprimandinghersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpullthecat'stail.Daughter:I'monlyholdingit,Mom.Thecat'sdoingthepulling.女儿：不是我的错，妈妈母亲（正教训她的......
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![开心一笑:想象中的猫和老鼠 Cat and Mice]()
MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend."Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!......
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![开心一笑:高分辨率显示器是如何制造的]()
MyfamilythinksIboughtabrandnewhighresolutionmonitor--butallIdidwaswipeoffthedustandfingerprints.我家人以为我买了一台崭新的高分辨率显示器——但实际上我所做的只是擦去了外面的灰尘和手指印。......
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![开心一笑:幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5]()
Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日，有５个孩子，住在东55街555号。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
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![开心一笑:现代生活 MODERN LIFE]()
Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......
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![开心一笑:洗发前后的对比]()
洗发前后的效果真的很明显。......
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![开心一笑:这便是公司的车]()
容易第一档失灵，难以改变方向，道路崎岖时就抛锚，看似永远都无法抵达目的地。这便是公司的车。......
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![开心一笑: Talking clock 会说话的钟]()
Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong（锣）andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
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![开心一笑:又一个引擎出了故障]()
ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭里传来......
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![开心一笑:篮球教练的心理学测试]()
Thepsychologyinstructorhadjustfinishedalectureonmentalhealthandwasgivinganoraltest.一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师，正在进行一个口头测试。Speakingspecificallyaboutmanicdepression,sheask......
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![开心一笑:法国和比基尼]()
Theswimsuitposed（提出，摆姿势）ontheTstageforthefirsttimein1946atatimewhentheUnitedStatesdidanatomicbombexperimentontheBikiniIsland.Fromthenonthistypeoffemalemini-swimsuitdividedintotwoportionsthathadthesa......
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![第63期 周末一笑]()
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![开心一笑:谈论道德规范]()
就我看来，不道德的道德规范比没有道德规范要好。......
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![开心一笑:敬业的警察]()
Stenson夫人,由于你开了一辆牌照上全是烂泥的车，我得给你开张罚单。......
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![开心一笑:网上和线上]()
甲鱼：我敢肯定，正当咱们聊天的时候，我老公正在网上呢……乙鱼：我懂你的意思啦……我敢打赌，我家那位正在线上呢……......
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![开心一笑:结婚礼物和感谢信]()
Weattendedtheweddingofanacquaintance'sson.Becausewedidnotknowtheyoungmanorhisbride,wedecidedtosendthemapracticalhouseholdgift,afireextinguisher.Apparently,thecouplemass-producedtheirthank-younotes......
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![开心一笑:你来这儿是想卖什么东西给我吧？]()
你已经与我握手握了六分钟，用相同的句子说19次我的名字，而且模仿我的每个姿势包括鼻子，那是我刚刚来测试你的。我猜你来这儿是想卖什么东西给我。......
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![开心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅]()
OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。......
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![开心一笑:时间对猪有什么意义?]()
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads，seehowthefarmslooked，andfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard，holdingapigupinhishands，andliftingitsothatthepigco......
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![开心一笑:狡猾的兔子]()
It'snotworthit，Roy！Let'sjustgivehimournosesandlethimgo.这样不值得，Roy，我们把鼻子给他，让他走吧！......
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![开心一笑:一眼就看中]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
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![开心一笑: 良好的心愿 Good wishes]()
Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有个男孩......
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![开心一笑:园艺手套Gardening Gloves]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![开心一笑:到底谁逆行?]()
Asaseniorcitizenwasdrivingdownthefreeway,hiscarphonerang.Answering,heheardhiswife'svoiceurgentlywarninghim,"Herman,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere'sacargoingthewrongwayon280.Pleasebecareful!"一个......
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![开心一笑:猫猫专用跑步机]()
猫猫专用跑步机......
