轻松幽默故事

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轻松幽默故事：罗素悖论

The great logician Betrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1.

伟大的逻辑学家罗素曾说过用1+1=1他可以证明一切事物。

So one day , some smarty一pants asked him; "0k. Prove that you're the Pope.”

一天，几个自作聪明的人问他:“证明一下你是教皇。”

He thought for a while and proclaimed, "I am one. The Pope is one. Therefore, the Pope and I are one.”

他想了想，然后说“我是一个人，教皇是一个人，所以我们都是一个人。”

　轻松幽默故事：很高兴认识你

　　During World War Two, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

第二次世界大战期间，英国的许多青年妇女在军中服役。琼·菲利普斯就是其中的一个。她在一个大军营里工作，自然结识了许多男人，既有军官，又有士兵。

One evening she met Captain Humphrey at a dance. He said to her, "I' m going abroad tomorrow, but I'd be very happy if we could write to each other.” Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

一天晚上，她在舞会上认识了汉弗莱兹上尉。他对她说:“明天我将出国，如果我们能相互通信，我将非常高兴。”琼同意了。他们书信来往，数月不断。

Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

后来他的来信中断了，但她收到另一位军官的来信，信中告诉她汉弗莱兹受了伤，现住在英国某陆军医院里。

Joan went there and said to the matron, "I've come to visit captain Humphrey.”

琼找到那家医院，对护士长说:“我来探望汉弗莱兹上尉。”

Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

“这里只允许亲属探望病人。”护士长说。

“Oh, that' s all right，”answered Joan." I'm his sister.”

“哦，那好吧，”琼回答说:“我是他妹妹。”

"I’m very pleased to meet you ,”the matron said，"I' m his mother!”

“很高兴认识你，”护士长说:“我是他的母亲。”

轻松幽默故事：理论与实践的区别

A guy was walking along the street one night, when he came upon a man一a theoretical physicist一on his hands and knees under a streetlight, searching the street. The fellow asked him what he was looking for, and the theoretician replied, "I' m looking for my car keys.” Being a helpful sort, the fellow started searching, too. After a time he asked, "Are you sure you lost them here?"

一天晚上，一个小伙子在街上漫步时遇到了一个理论物理学家。只见他正爬在路灯下，像是在寻找什么东西。小伙子问他在找什么。那个理论家回答:“我在找我的车钥匙。”出于好心，小伙子也开始帮着他找钥匙。过了一会儿，小伙子问:“你确定钥匙丢在这里了吗?”

"Of course not,” replied the theoretician. "But at least there's light here.”

“当然不是了，”理论家答道，“但是至少这儿有光亮。”