儿童英语经典的笑话欣赏

英语笑话就是虽然不像中文的笑话一样，下面就给大家分享一下英语笑话，有需要的就看看吧

　　第一次与最后一次

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.

乔治今年35岁了，他买了一架小型飞机，开始学习驾驶。他很快就掌握了飞机的驾驶技巧，并可以做出各种各样的特技飞行。

George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, “I’ve traveled in a big plane several times, but I’ve never been in a small one, so I’ll go.”

乔治有位朋友叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克来乘坐他的飞机。马克心里琢磨：“我曾乘坐过好几次大客机，还从来没乘坐过小飞机，我应该去体验一下。”

They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.

飞机升空后半个小时左右，乔治在空中展示了各种各样的飞行特技。

When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, “Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane.”

最后，当他们再次安全地回到地面后，马克显得十分激动。他用颤抖的声音说道：“乔治，非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做的两次飞行。”

George was very surprised and said, “two trips?”

乔治听了，非常吃惊地问：“两次飞行?

　　是我啊That’s Me!

In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door. “Is this your home ?” the policeman asks.

在一个漆黑的夜晚，一名警察看到一个醉醺醺的男人怎么也打不开门。“这是你家吗?”警察问。

“Sure, I’ll prove it to you if you help me.” Inside, the man explains, “You see, this is my bedroom. And this is my wife.”

“当然，如果你帮我，我将证明给你看。”走进屋里，那人说：“你瞧，这是我的卧室，这是我太太。”

“And who is the man next to her?” the policeman wants to know.

“那她身边的男人是谁?”警察想知道。

　　顾客永远是对的

The manager of a shop was yelling at one of his staff.

商店的经理正在训斥一名员工。

“I saw you arguing with a customer,” he said crossly. “Will you please remember that in my shop the customer is always right? Do you understand?”

“我看见你和一个顾客吵架，” 他非常恼火地说，“请你记住，在我的店里，顾客永远是对的。你懂吗?”

“Yes, sir,” said the assistant. “The customer is always right.”

“是的，先生，顾客永远是对的。”

Now what were you arguing about?”

店员说。“那你刚才和他吵什么?”

Well sir, he said you were an idiot.”

“噢，先生，他说你是个白痴。