萌物语:猫咪TV show现场实录
小编物语：Animal Planet（动物星球）是世界上第一个、也是唯一以动物为主角的电视频道，带领观众深入认识动物的习性本能、关系及各种生活趣事。
该频道由世界上最大的记录片制作商——“探索”传播公司（Discovery）制作，节目内容包括：动物家庭剧、动物竞赛表演、世界级记录片、动物明星杂志、动物记实片、如何饲养动物和儿童表演等等。
本期的趣图，就是带你一同领略Animal Planet节目制作全过程，敬请关注！
The first thing we saw upon entering the Kitten Green Room were these mysterious cardboard boxes.
当我们进入Kitten Green Room时，马上就注意到了这些神秘的纸箱。
Some of the boxes said "Mew."
许多箱子上写着“喵。”
"I'm ready for my close up!"
“我应经准备好录像了！”
And then the Animal Planet crew OPENED THE BOXES!
“动物星球”的工作人员打开了纸箱！
"This room is scawee."
“这房间好恐怖。”
There were lots of hands in the Kitten Green Room to make sure all the stars got petted enough.
Kitten Green Room有许多的工作人员，以保证每只小猫都能够得到充分的照顾。
"Ohhghh Gavon, you've got the touch."
“哦，Gavon，你抓住我了。”
"I'm so tall. Is it because I'm about to be a celebrity?"
“我好高啊。我要变成明星了么？”
(sniff sniff) "Do I know you?"
（嗅，嗅）“我认识你吗？”
And then the kittens took to the field to stretch out and warm up.
小猫们被放到场内热身。
"Oh geez, what's going on here?"
“哦，这是怎么回事？”
"Huh! A sproingy mouse?? Imuna get it!"
“老鼠？我要抓住它！”
"Come here often?"
“嗨，老兄，你常来这儿吗？”
And then the confetti happened!! This man has a pretty amazing job.
接下来是飞舞的彩纸！这位老兄做得太棒了。
"I've seen too much."
“切……这种场面我见多了。”
The kittens started out apprehensive...
这些小猫看上去忧虑不安的……
explored the new terrain...
探索新大陆……
tested the confetti waters...
遨游彩纸屑的海洋……
then TOTAL MAYHEM!!
一团乱！
"I was taken out for stealing the show?? I am the show!"
“抢镜了？不对，我才是主角！”
"I'm monna!"
“我是优雅的蒙娜丽莎！”
Some of them were taken off the field for roughhousing. "She started it." "Bitch."
有些猫咪因为互相打闹被请出了现场。“是她先动手的。”“大坏蛋。”
And then everybody was taken back to the Kitten Green Room.
接下来，猫咪们被带回Kitten Green Room。
"Awwh, is it over? But I was so close to getting the sproingy mouse!"
“这就结束了吗？我就差一点儿就抓住那只老鼠了！”
"Are you sure you don't want to adopt me? I will sleep on your chest and make purrring noises."
“你真的不领养我吗？我会趴在你胸口上睡觉，发出轻轻的鼾声。”
And then off they went back to the shelter for bowls of milk and hopefully adoption. The end.
最后，这些猫咪会回到住所，吃点牛奶，并等待好心人来将它们带走。
