幽默英语故事阅读

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面本站小编为大家带来经典幽默英语故事四则，希望大家喜欢!

　经典幽默英语故事：新西兰的气候

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

老师:马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

马修:先生，那里的天气很冷。

Teacher: Wrong.

老师:错了。

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

马修:可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

　经典幽默英语故事：我妹妹的手指头

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

老师:凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

凯温:对不起。老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?

Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

凯温:噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。

　　经典幽默英语故事：除了音乐

A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水，吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家听完音乐会后上汽车回家的时候，她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?”

"Oh, yes，miss!” said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is.”

“噢，好极了，小姐。”萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。”

　　经典幽默英语故事：它们消失了

On their first evening in their new home the bride went in to the kitchen to fix drinks. Five minutes later she came back into the living一room in tears.

在他们成家的头一天晚上，新娘子到厨房去弄点喝的。五分钟后她哭春回到了起居室。

"What’s the matter, my angel'?" asked her husband anxiously.

“我的天使，你怎么了?”丈夫着急地问。

"Oh，Derek!” she sobbed. "I put the ice一cubes in hot water to wash them and now they've disappeared!”

“噢，得里克!”她哭着说，“我把冰块放在热水里洗一洗，可现在它们不见了。”