有趣的英语笑话
笑话作为民间俗文学的一种重要体裁,具有深厚的民族文化内涵。下面是本站小编带来的有趣的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
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Department一store automatic answering machine:
百货公司自动答复机:
"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5.”
“如果您想定货或者付定金请按5。”
"If you are calling to register a complaint, press 645954145452772.”
“如果您想登记投诉请按645954145452772”
"Have a good day.”
“祝您愉快。”
有趣的英语笑话篇二数学没及
My son，who made the dean’s list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.
我儿子是印第安那市曼西尔波州立大学的学生，大学一年级就上了系主任的表扬名单。第二年他学心理学，刚几个星期他就给家里打了个电话。
"Mom,” he said excitedly, "I have found the answer to surviving college 1 It isn't the grades that are so important , but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I’m lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!”
“妈妈，”他激动地说:“我找到了如何在大学里生存下去的答案!重要的不是分数，而是具备将学到的知识应用于日常生活的素质。我很幸运地有了这种奇妙的经历。”
"And just what does this mean?" I asked.
“你到底是什么意思?”我问道。
"I' m flunking math.” he replied.
“我数学没及格。”他回答说。
有趣的英语笑话篇三提升(中英)
Our son, Chris，is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great!” I said. "You can always use more money.”
我们的儿子克里斯是位于斯泰兹波罗的南佐治亚医科大学的预科生。他很幸运地在研究淋巴疾病的科研室找到了一份工作。最近，他给家里打电话，告诉我们他得到了提升。“太好了!”我说。“你可以多花一些钱了。”
There was a slight pause before Chris responded，"Well，I didn’t exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys.”
克里斯停顿了一会儿，才回答说:“嗯，准确地说我倒没有多拿钱。但是他们确实多给了我几把钥匙。”
有趣的英语笑话篇四你是哪一个?(中英)
My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day，after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经历了太多的危机，也厌倦了受到与其他大学生相同的对待之后，有一天我给家里打了个电话，就我独有的问题寻求安慰和理解。
When my dad answered，I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college life. As 1 paused to catch my breath, he said，"O. K.，honey. . . now, first of all，who is this?"
爸爸接起电话后，我立刻开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时，爸爸说:“好啦，亲爱的……现在，首先告诉我，你是哪一个?”
有趣的英语笑话篇五新年决心书(中英)
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes，and then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in , she stormed，"My resolution isn’t posted一and mine was one of the first ones in!”I couldn’t help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in search of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers，I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me.
为了激励同学们对我们阅览中心的兴趣，我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书交给我。我将决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后，一位年轻老师停下来看了几分钟，便走过来。她越过两位老师闯了进来，大发雷霆道:“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来—而我的决心书是第一批交上来的。”我在旁边听到了，看她气势汹汹的样子，我吓得赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书。飞快浏览了几叠纸之后，我打开了她的那一份，上面写着:我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼。
