英语幽默有趣的笑话

今天小编就给大家分享一下英语的笑话，笑话篇幅有点长，大家一定要有耐心地看哦

　　The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

新西兰的气候

老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。

老师：错了。

马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

　　Lightning

Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?

Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

闪电

老师：为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?

罗伊：因为它击中一个地方一次以后，那个地方就不存在了。

　　My Sister's Fingers

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

我妹妹的手指头

老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?

凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。

老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?

凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。