轻松爆笑英语笑话

笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面本站小编为大家带来轻松爆笑英语笑话，欢迎大家阅读!

At the art museum the sign "hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.

A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, "Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off."

在艺术博物馆里，摆着维纳斯雕像前的指示牌“请勿触摸”非常显眼，很容易看到。

有个幼儿看看指示牌，又看看雕像，然后很淡漠地说：“谁都看到她是掉了一只手嘛!”

A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed.

One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, "I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with you and mama."

有个男孩非常顽皮，不肯在睡觉前做祈祷。

有一天他的父亲告诫他说，如果他老是这样，就上不了天堂的。男孩大哭起来：“我不喜欢一个人上天堂，我要同你和妈妈一起去。”

Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong.

One day I was getting ready to take him to a rugby game. His mother, not being a rugby fan, planned a quiet afternoon at home. Our son, however, pleaded.

"Come on, Mommy, you must come."

"I don't understand the game," she replied.

"But it's in English, Mommy!"

我们四岁的儿子说英语和德语，自从到香港居住后，他也能说上几句广东话。

一天我准备带他去看橄榄球比赛。她妈妈不喜欢看橄榄球，为自己安排了一个休闲的下午，我们的儿子求他的妈妈道：

“妈妈，你还是去吧你，应该和我们一起去”

“我不懂这种比赛”她回答。

“妈妈，比赛是用英语讲的。”