经典爆笑英语小故事

在繁忙的生活中，也要偶尔放松自己的心情。下面本站小编为大家带来经典爆笑英语小故事，欢迎大家阅读!

　经典爆笑英语小故事：最高评价

I had been grocery shopping with my friend Alicia, and we were looking for the shortest checkout line. We started at opposite ends，and soon I found one register with a solitary man ahead of me.”Hey, Alicia !“I yelled.”This one looks good.”

我和我的朋友阿利萨，在杂货店挑完了东西，想找一个最短的队付帐。我们俩分头去找，看哪个队最短。很快我就找到了一队，前边只有一个胖男人顾客，“嘿，阿利萨，”我喊:“这个看起来还不错。”

The customer puffed out his chest and said,"That's the best compliment I've had all day."

那个顾客扩了一下胸说:“这是我今天听到的对我评价最好的一句话。”

　经典爆笑英语小故事：谁是主宰

Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"

我开车带着全家去一个新开业的餐馆。路上我拐错了好几个弯儿。最后，我终于找到了路。这时我问丈夫，“刚才你为什么不告诉我迷路了?"

"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”

“我以为你知道该往哪儿开呢!”他回答道:“因为平时我开车付，你在旁边总说你知道该怎样走。”

　经典爆笑英语小故事：知音

After friends of mine landed at busy Newark Airport，they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation，the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

我的几个朋友到达纽约机场时，好一阵子的工夫都没能找到人搬运行李。正在绝望之际，我丈夫掏出了一张五美元的纸币在空中向人群挥动。

In an instant，a skycap was at his side. "Sir,"observed the porter,”you certainly have excellent communciation skills."

很快，一个高个子来到了他的身边，“先生，”那搬运工说:“您传递信息的水平太高了。”

经典爆笑英语小故事：在珍珠港受伤

While vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands, I visited the World War II memorial atop the sunken U. S. battleship Arizona，a monument to those who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor. On board, I slipped on a stair-way and injured my thumb.

在夏威夷岛度假时，我参观了二战纪念馆。这个馆建在战争中被打沉的美军战舰Arizona号上，以纪念那些在珍珠港战斗中死亡的将士们。参观完上岸时，我在台阶上滑了一跤，把拇指划破了。

Back home，with the thumb still not healing properly，I called my doctor for an appointment. When I was asked the nature of my illness，I thought I' d give the background and began,"I was injured at Pearl Harbor..."

回到家后，我的拇指仍然没有愈合。于是，我预约了大夫。去看大夫时，我需要说清受伤的原因。我觉得要想把话说清楚必须要从头讲起，于是我这样开了头:“在珍珠港，我

受了伤……

" Well，”the nurse interrupted.“It took you long enough to report it !"

“噢，”护士打断了我的话说，“怎气过了这么多年，你才把它说出来?”