经典英语笑话:让座

To Give Up the Seat

Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy

But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.让座

小约翰告诉妈妈：早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。

好，你做得对。妈妈说。

但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。