经典英语笑话大全爆笑
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s seldom go out in the last Satur-day, Mrs. Jones want to go to the cinema.
琼斯夫妇晚上很少出去。可上星期六，琼斯太太想去看电影。
A:There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Shall we go and see it?
今晚电影院有场好电影，我们去看吗?
(Mr. Jones was quite happy about it. So they went and both of them en-joyed the film very much!When they came out of the cinema, it was al-ready 11 o'clock. They got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark.
琼斯先生对此感到非常高兴。于是他们便去了，他俩儿都喜爱这部影片。当他们从电影院出来时已经11点钟了。他们赶紧上了车，开始朝家开去，天色很黑。)
A:Look，Bill. A woman is running along the road very fast, and a man is running after her. Can you see them?
快看，比尔!有个女人正沿着公路飞快地奔跑，后面还有一个男人在追她，你看见了吗?
B:Yes, I can.(Driving the car slowly near the woman)Can I help you?
是的，我看见了。(把车慢慢地开到女人身旁)我能帮助你吗?
C:No, thanks. My husband and I always run home after the film because whoever gets home late will wash the dishes.
不，谢谢。我和我丈夫每次看完电影之后总是跑着回家，因为谁最后到家，谁就要洗盘子。
经典爆笑英语笑话大全篇二A:I had much trouble with my son Dick.
我现在管不了我儿子迪克了。
B:You should not worry about that in the least for I had trouble withmy daugllter too.
你用不着担心，我也经常与我女儿发生矛盾。
A:I suppose Dick's like me that way too I believe.
我想，迪克随我。
B:That's not bad.
那并不是件坏事呀!
A:That's just too bad.I told him time and again not to do wh atI did but to do what I told him to that didn't seem to work at all.
问题就坏在这里了。我三番五次地告诉他，不要照我做的去做，而要照我说的去做。可似乎根本没有用。
B:Look here,Bill,suppose you just tell me what's happened and I'Il try to work things out for you.
比尔，看着我，究竟发生了什么，你快告诉我。我将帮你理出个头绪来。
A:Well,I sort of told Dick not to go to see striptease ladies, for he could see tllings he actuallV shouldn't and what do you think he did?
我，呃，呃……告诉他不要去看脱衣舞女郎，因为他可能会看到不该看的东西，你知道他怎么了?
B:What?
怎么?
A:Believe it or not. that was exactly what he did,and do you know what he saw there7
信不信由你，他恰恰那么做了，你猜他看到了什么?
B:Er,well,I am not much of an expert but I can guess what the boy...
呃，这个方面我不是专家，不过我猜想那孩子……
A:That's 've guessed it right. He saw me there.
没错，你猜对了，他看见我在那儿。
经典爆笑英语笑话大全篇三On a special Teacher's Day,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.
在教师节里，一位幼儿园教师正在接受孩子们送给她的礼物，首先花匠的儿子递上他的礼物。
A:I bet I know what it flowers.
我敢打赌我知道里面是什么……是一些花。
B:That is right, but how did you know?
是的，可是你是怎么知道的呢?
A:Just a wild guess.
瞎猜的。
(The second pupil is the candy store owner's teacher hands her gift over head.
第二个学生是糖果店老板的女儿。老师把她送的礼物举起来。)
A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.
我敢打赌我知道里面是什么，是一盒糖果。
C:That's right. But how did you know?
对了，但你怎么知道的?
A:Just a lucky guess.
碰巧猜出来的。
(The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger and tastes it.
第三份礼物来自于酒店老板的儿子，老师把它举起来，但有液体漏了出来，她用手蘸了一滴漏出来的液体，尝了一下味道。)
A:Is it wine?
是果酒吗?
D:No.
不是。
(The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her tongue.
老师又用舌头尝了一滴漏出来的东西。)
A:Is it champagne?
是香槟吗?
D:No.
不是。
A:Now, I give up. What is it?
好吧，我猜不着了，里面到底是什么呢?
D:A puppy.
是一只小狗。
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