英语笑话:Can you write in the dark? 您可以在黑暗中写字吗？

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?""Oh, just your name on this report card!"

一个小女孩回家以后问爸爸说：“您可以在黑暗中写字吗？”爸爸回答：“应该可以。你要我写什么？”“喔，只要在这张成绩单上签名就行了！”