英语幽默小故事四篇
英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣。今天小编整理了一些英语小故事，希望对大家喜欢。
英语幽默小故事：Talking parrot
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
一天一个人去参加拍卖。他相中了一只鹦鹉，他真的很想要这只鸟儿，于是他在竞价中紧紧跟着。他一直出价，出得比别人都高，最终，价格一路水涨船高。
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
在出到比预想要高得多得的价格后，他赢了这次竞价，鹦鹉终于是他的了!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
他去付钱时对拍卖人说，“我希望这只鹦鹉一定要会说话。如果出了这么高的价，它还不能说话的话，我肯定会很难过的。”
"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
“不要担心。”拍卖人说，“它可以说话的。你以为是谁在竞价时一直跟你对着干?”
英语幽默小故事：The fire dog
A nursery school teacher was delivering a school bus full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be."They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster."No," said another, "he's just for good luck."A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"有一天，一位护理学校的老师老师正驾驶着坐满孩子的校车，送他们回家，这时候，一辆消防车呼啸而过。在消防车的前座上有一只达尔马提亚犬。于是孩子们开始讨论这只狗的职责可能是什么。
“他们用它来让人们离得远一点，”一个小孩说到。
“不，”另一个说，“它是用来求好运的。”
这时候第三个小孩说。“别傻了，其实他们是想用用这狗来找消防栓的。”
A nursery school teacher was delivering a school bus full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be."They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster."No," said another, "he's just for good luck."A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"有一天，一位护理学校的老师老师正驾驶着坐满孩子的校车，送他们回家，这时候，一辆消防车呼啸而过。在消防车的前座上有一只达尔马提亚犬。于是孩子们开始讨论这只狗的职责可能是什么。
“他们用它来让人们离得远一点，”一个小孩说到。
“不，”另一个说，“它是用来求好运的。”
这时候第三个小孩说。“别傻了，其实他们是想用用这狗来找消防栓的。”
英语幽默小故事： 机智的商人
The Broom Seller and the Barber
卖扫帚的人和理发师
A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.
一个卖扫帚的人去理发店修面。理发师从他那里买了一把扫帚。当理发师给他修面后，问一下他扫帚的价格。
“Two pence,” said the man.
卖扫帚的人说：“两个便士。”
“No, no,” said the barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!”
“不，不。”理发师说：“我只出一个便士，如果你认为不够的话，可以把扫帚拿回去。”
The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave.
卖扫帚的人拿回了扫帚，随后问修面要付多少钱。
“A penny,” said the barber.
“一便士。”理发师说。
“I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”
卖扫帚的人说：“我给你半个便士，如果不够的话，请把我的胡子还给我。”
英语幽默故事：执行指令
My friend Gilbert and some other truck drivers were to deliver loads of gravel out in the country. The directions they were given said to go down a certain road and, when they came to a cow tied to a fence post, to turn right.
我朋友吉尔波特和一些卡车司机到农村去送沙石。他们得到的地址只说沿着某条路一直走，当看到一头牛拴在蒸笆柱上时，就向右转。
While Gilbert was driving along slowly，he came upon a farmer leading a cow down the road. Assuming this was his landmark, he stopped and asked the man where his cow had been tied. After Gilbert explained why he wanted to know， the farmer took the cow back and tied it to the post. All the loads got delivered.
正当吉尔波特开车续续前进时，他看见一位农夫牵着一头牛沿路而来。他猜测这就是他要找的地方。他停下了车问那位农夫，他的牛刚才拴在什么地方。在吉尔波特向农夫说明了他为什么想知道这个问题的答案之后，那位农夫把牛牵回来，把它拴在柱子止，所有的货都运到了此地。
