小学英语幽默小故事

小学的时候经常能听到一些英语故事，一些有含义的故事能教小朋友关于生活、做人的道理。今天小编整理了一些小学英语故事，希望对大家喜欢。

　英语幽默小故事：大五个月

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised."How old are you?" he said."Eighteen, sir," said John."But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?""Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。“你多大了?”军医问。“十八，长官。”约翰说。“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”约翰脸红了，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”

英语幽默小故事：你女朋友的地址是¨¨

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"

军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”

Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。

Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。

Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”

Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。

George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.

乔治说：“请帮我把封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。

"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

“你还要什么?”比尔问。

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”

　英语幽默小故事：布告栏

My secretary began to post unusual news articles,cartoons and pictures of faraway lands on our office bulletin board.

我的秘书开始在我们办公室的布告栏里张贴一些奇持的新闻、卡通和风景画等。

Although she changed the items on a regular basis，no one mentioned her tually she put up a notice stating that she would give one dollar to the first person who read the announcement and informed her about it.

按时更换，但从未有人提到过她所做出的努力。终于她贴出了一张告示说，谁要是第一个看到她贴的通知，就可以告诉她，那个人就能从她那里得到一美元。

Two weeks later, she received her first acknowledgement，a handwritten reply left on her desk:"I just wanted you to know how much I enjoy your interesting bulletin board. The Cleaning Lady.”

两周后，她接到了第一个正式的通知。在她的桌上留着一张字条:“我只想让你知道，我非常喜欢看那有趣的布告栏。清洁工。”