英语儿童的有趣小故事

熟读儿童英语小故事可以让儿童更早接触英语，并且英语小故事比较有趣，下面小编就给大家整理了英语的小故事，欢迎大家阅读和借鉴

　　吹牛大赛比父母

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

"Yes," said the Navy brat.

"My dad has built them."

Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

"Yes."

"It's my dad who's killed it!"

一个年轻的陆军士兵跟一个海军士兵吹牛，说他爸多么了不起。

“我爸是个工程师。他什么都会。你知道阿尔卑斯山么?”

“知道，”海军说

“我爸建的。”

年轻的海军说：“那你知道死海么?”

“知道。”

“那可是我爸弄死的”

brat 乳臭未干的小孩，小屁孩

　　老师哭了

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

可是老师哭了

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”

“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”

　　葬礼

Afuneralserviceisbeingheldforawomanwhohasjustpassedaway.

有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。

Attheendofthepall1bearersarecarryingthecasketoutwhentheyaccidentallybumpintoawall,shakingthecasket.

到了仪式的尾声，正当抬棺材的人要将棺材抬出之际。他们一不小心撞到了一面墙壁，摇动了棺材。

Theyhearfaintmoan.

他们听到了一个微弱无力的呻吟声。

Theyopenthecasketandfindthatthewomanisactuallyalive.

他们将棺材打开，发现到这个女子实际上还活着。

Shelivesfortenmoreyears,andthendies.

她又活了十多年，然后就死了.

Aceremonyisagainheldatthesameplace,andattheendoftheceremonythepallbearersareagaincarryingoutthecasket.

在同样的地点再次举行葬礼，而在葬礼的尾声，抬棺材的人又再次要将棺材抬出去。

Astheyarewalking,thehusbandcriesout,"Watchoutforthatdamnwall!"

正当他们在走路的时候，老公大声叫说：“小心注意那面该死的墙壁。