经典儿童英语故事

小孩子就要从小培养，教他英语也不例外。小编在此献上英语故事，希望对你有所帮助。

　幽默小故事：误会

Wrong

Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?”

Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.”

Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.”

Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?”

“Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers.

“Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.

误会

马克最喜欢的杯子了，他很不开心。苏珊看见了就问他：“你看上去不太开心。怎么了?”

苏珊说：“别担心。我会补好它的。”

马克听了感到奇怪，就问她：“补?你会补?真的吗?”

“没错。相信我。在哪里呢?”苏珊说。

“这儿。我的cup破了。你确信补好它吗?”马克拿出了杯子。

“cup? 你以为是cap.”苏珊说道。说完他俩都笑了。

幽默小故事：那不是我的狗

That Is Not My Dog!

A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.”

The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”

那不是我的狗

一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗?”

店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。”

于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却咬了她。

“哎哟!”妇人说，“我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。”

店主人回答说：“那不是我的狗。”

　幽默小故事：我没法煮它

I can’t Cook It

It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.

The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.

我没法煮它

这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

鱼被拉出来了。“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。

这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了?” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。