双语笑话 第465期: 太阳的烦恼

Everyone knows you, but you are not fresh, and that is difficult compared to reality stars, Bieber, Twilight, all that shit... you have to reinvent yourself and I'll help you ... Tomorrow you'll rise in the west! And do you always have to be yellow? And why always so fucking hot?

大家都知道你，可你并不是什么新鲜货，这就很难和诸如，贾斯汀·比伯，黎明等明星比……你必须重塑你自己，我会帮助你的……明天你就从西边升起吧！你就非得以黄颜色亮相？还他娘的老是这么热？

The sun seeks guidance from a visionary branding consultant

太阳向一个“有远见的”品牌宣传咨询师取经