经典英语冷笑话

下面是本站小编整理的经典英语冷笑话，欢迎大家阅读!

　　经典英语冷笑话一:

1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

　　经典英语冷笑话二：

2、What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来!

　　经典英语冷笑话三：

3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币。

　　经典英语冷笑话四：

4、What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A needle.

针。

　　经典英语冷笑话五：

5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"

妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?"

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,

gorgeous, and hot."

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的

和火辣的。

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

丈夫：开个玩笑!

　　经典英语冷笑话六：

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.

一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。

The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said,

"Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"

电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的美女，看到他们十分惊奇，她说：“嗨，Teddy,你好吗?”

When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that

woman?!"

夫妇俩到了他们自己的房间，愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释：“那女人是谁?!”

"Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough

explaining you to her."

“冷静点，宝贝，”新郎说：“我得对她解释你是谁，这已经足够烦死我了。”