有翻译的英语笑话精选
英语笑话笑点的产生与对小句的不同理解有紧密联系。下面是本站小编带来的有翻译的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
技术支持(中英)
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
一个男的乘着热汽球在天空中飞翔，可他发现自己迷路了。他降低了高度，看见下面有一个人。于是他把汽球又降低了一些，对那个人大喊:“打扰一下，您能告诉我这是哪里吗?”
The man below says: "Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
下面那个男的说:“你现在正在热汽球里，漂浮在距离地面30英尺的地方。”
"You must work in Technical Support，” says the balloonist.
乘热汽球的人说:“你一定是在技术支持部门工作。”
"I do,” replies the man. "How did you know?"
男的说:“是的，您是怎么知道的?”
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but completely useless.”
“您所告诉我的从技术上讲完全正确，可是对我一点儿用都没有。”
The man below says: "You must be in management.
“那您一定是在管理部门工作。”
“I am,” replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
“是的，您又是怎么知道的?”
"Well"，says the man , "you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re still in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault.”
“你不知道你在哪，也不知道要去哪，你希望得到我的帮助。我们见面之前你就在那里，现在仍然原地未动，但这却放了我的责任了。”
有翻译的英语笑话阅读伊甸园(中英)
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?"
亚当在伊甸园里走来走去，感到十分的孤独。上帝问亚当:“你怎么了?”
Adam said, "I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
亚当说:“我连个说话的人都没有。”
God said，"I will give you a companion and it will be a woman.” He said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.”
上帝说:“我会给你找个伴儿，她就是一个女人。”上帝接着说:“这个人会为你煮饭，洗衣服，她会时时刻刻同意你的意见，她还会为你生儿育女，而且从不会让你在半夜里起床照顾孩子。她更不会唠叨。她总是第一个承认自己错了。当你们有分歧的时候，她也不会头痛，在你需要的时候，她仍旧会毫无保留地给你她全部的爱和热情。”
"She will not nag,” God continued, "and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement, she will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed.”
亚当问上帝:“想得到这个女人，我要付出什么代价?”
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God said, "An arm and a Leg!”
上帝说:“一条胳膊和一条腿。”
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
亚当说:“那一根肋骨能换什么?”
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
于是就有了后来的人类历史。
有翻译的英语笑话学习看掌纹(中英)
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
保罗正在一条拥挤的街市上闲逛，他停下来，坐在了一个看掌纹人的桌子前。
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.”
这个神秘的老妇人说:“巧美元，我可以看出你的爱情线和你浪漫的未来。”
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend.”
保罗欣然地同意了，看掌纹的人看了一眼保罗的掌心说:“我知道你现在没有女朋友。”
"That's true,” said Paul.
“对，”保罗说。
"Oh my goodness，you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
“哦，我的天啊，你非常的孤独，对吗?”
"Yes，”Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
“对，”保罗害羞的承认了，“太神奇了，你从我的爱情线中看出了这么多事情。”
"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.”
“爱情线?不，我是从你手上的茧子和水泡中看出来的。”
