幽默英语口语笑话大全
英语笑话是很有用的，小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话，有时间的可以多多看看，大家一起学习一下吧
英语笑话一
“I am sorry”。
“I am sorry， too” 外国人回答。
“I am sorry three” 我道。
“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。
“I am sorry five” 我说……
男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)
女：Actually I''d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。 )
英语笑话二
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)
男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)
英语笑话三
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)
1. TeachER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have the
beach 沙滩上有趣的对话 A man was sunbathing naked at the
beach. 一男于沙滩上裸晒。 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, 为了文明点，也因为怕太阳灼伤它he had a hat ove
