英语小笑话2篇

　　为什么新郎穿黑衣服

At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "

在一场婚礼上，一个小男孩问他的母亲：”妈妈，为什么那女孩穿白衣服?“这位母亲回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因为今天是她最快乐的一天。”这个男孩想了想然后说：那为什么新郎穿黑衣服。“

　　以空气存活

A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。

A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

一个表示怀疑的人说：”我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃暮条。“

The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

这位宗教领袖回答：“你不能称那东西为食物。”