英语小笑话:学会礼貌

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"中文翻译：　　一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。　　汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌？”　　比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个？”　　汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。”　　比尔：“那你还抱怨什么？小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗？”