有人在上海地铁里吃火锅
How are they all white people?
怎么都是白人?We realized we had to step up our game when they took our McDonalds double cheeseburger and stuck a sausage in it so we're taking their hotpot and stepping it up too. You wanna play this game China? Let's do it.
当他们将我们的双层芝士汉堡加上一根香肠的时候,我们意识到我们需要作出进一步的回击,所以我们也将他们的火锅给践踏了。中国你想玩这个游戏?那就开始吧。
And that awful awful sauce they added
他们还加了这种恶心恶心的酱。
I thought I'd save money on my usual Big Breakfast and get 2 of the 10 RMB egg and cheese mcmuffins. Those fuckers put ketchup and mayonnaise on them.
我以为在早晨套餐上省点钱并多拿2个10块钱的鸡蛋和芝士麦满分。那些混球在上面加了番茄酱和蛋黄酱。This is funny but it also looks really rude on behalf of all foreigners. I say if any Chinese person shows us this picture we immediately insist they are all French. Point to the Baguette's and wine as evidence.
这很有趣,但代表所有外国人来说,这看起来太粗鲁了。我是说,如果中国人向我们展示了这张照片,我们会立马坚持他们都是法国人。看法国面包和白葡萄酒就是证据。No harm no foul if they brought little plastic cups to share and ganbei'ed everybody.
没有伤害,没有犯规。如果他们能带些小塑料杯与大家分享并干杯的话。Guys 1 2 and 4 are very obviously French also they couldn't even be Belgian or Swiss.
第一、二和四的家伙很明显也是法国人,他们甚至不可能是比利时人或瑞士人。i mean hotpot why iPhone keep "adjusting" my word.
我是说火锅,为什么爱疯总是在“调整”我的话。