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英语笑话:宿舍季度通行证

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A new dorm rule was announced.

新宿舍规范出台了。

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

女生宿舍将全面谢绝男生的光顾,男生宿舍也同样不得进入女生。”

"Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

"不论是谁,一旦违规,初犯将被罚款20美元。”

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60."

"第二次违规者要被罚款60美元。"

"Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

第三次被抓住需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问没有?”

"At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er... How much for a season pass?"

"这时人群中一个男同学问讯道,“那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱?”