你哭着对我说 网上的食谱都是骗人的(下)

11. These burnt protein pancakes:

烤糊的蛋白质薄饼：

"That one time I tried to make protein pancakes from Pinterest and something went horribly wrong. Also, that's not chocolate…it's just burnt."

“那次我试着做从Pinterest网上学来的蛋白质薄饼，出现了重大失误，而且你看见的不是巧克力……只是烤糊了。”

12. This simple cup of noodles:

这杯简单的面：

"I was in a hurry and forgot to put water in my cup. The apartment smelled like charred Styrofoam for days."

“我匆忙地忘了往杯里放水，整个公寓好多天都有一股塑料烤糊的味道。”

13. These lonely, forgotten hot dogs:

孤单的被遗忘的热狗：

"Forgetting about the hot dogs on the barbecue was not my mom's finest moment."

“忘记放在烤架上的热狗可不是我妈妈最高兴的时刻。”

14. These…Jell-O worms?

这是……吸管果冻？

"My mom tried making those Jell-O worms you see on Pinterest."

“妈妈试着做的你在Pinterest网上看到的那种吸管果冻。”

15. This rock-hard pan-shaped brownie:

像石头一样硬的平底锅形状的巧克力蛋糕：

"He still loves me, despite my nonexistent baking skills. At least I greased that pan real good."

“尽管我从来没有烘焙天赋但他依然爱我，至少我在锅上涂油还是涂得挺好的。”

16. And this person who literally just wanted tea:

这个人只是想泡杯茶：

"I tried to make tea and ended up burning the pot."

“我试着泡茶，结果把茶壶烧了。”