搞笑的英语对话
搞笑英语对话一:
小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
搞笑英语对话二
A; How are you ?
怎么是你，
B: how old are you?
怎么老是你?
A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!
A: You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远!!!!
B; I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。
搞笑英语对话:
男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)
女：Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)
搞笑英语对话:
男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)
女：Why? Don’t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)
搞笑英语对话:
男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
搞笑英语对话:
男：Is this seat empty?(直译：这个座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)
搞笑英语对话:
男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)
女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)
搞笑英语对话:
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)
搞笑英语对话:
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)
搞笑英语对话:
A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?
B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who?谁?
B:yes, I am~是，我就是
A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
B:Hu胡啊
A:You!你!
B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊
A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊
B:Hu!胡!
A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!
B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡
A:O~哦
